Original: Hegseth takes six of his children to France on official trip
Washington Post Politics
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Friday, June 5, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Brooks and Capehart on some Republican lawmakers' defiance of Trump
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: After D.C.'s Reflecting Pool gets repainted, visitors ask: What changed?
NPR Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Best Running Shoes, Tested and Reviewed (2026): Saucony, Adidas, Hoka
Wired
2h ago
Original: Final Fantasy VII’s remake trilogy will conclude with Revelation
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Baby botulism outbreak: FDA still doesn't know cause—or how to prevent it
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: Reid Hoffman is leaving Microsoft’s board to go ‘founder mode’ with startup Manus
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Founders share VC horror stories, and some are naming names
TechCrunch
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump confirms telling Bill Pulte to fire intelligence community employees – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Texas murder trial under way with 19-year-old accused of stabbing fellow high schooler
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Essex woman jailed for life for poisoning baby son with cocktail of drugs
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Astronauts return to ISS after sheltering during air leak repair attempt
BBC World
3h ago
Original: Vance leads charge of US officials using Henry Nowak murder to push anti-immigration agenda
The Guardian World
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: S&P 500 sees $1.8 trillion wipeout, Nasdaq tallies biggest point drop on record: What investors need to know about Friday’s selloff
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Martin Scorsese Could Set A New AI Pattern In Hollywood–But It Might Not Take Off
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: San Diego-Based Supercarrier May See Homeport Shift To Bremerton, Wash.
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: ‘This would be a one-time event’: How can I take extra money from my 401(k) without triggering higher Medicare premiums?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: We thought we found the perfect luxury retirement community, but it’s millions of dollars in debt. Are we trapped?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Hermès in the Hills. The French Luxury Giant Goes Hollywood
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Don’t Ask Sean Penn for a Selfie — Even If You’re a Holocaust Survivor
Variety
2h ago
Original: Roland-Garros 2026 Livestream: Here’s Where to Watch the French Open Final Online
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘Love Island USA’ Sets Premiere Week Viewing Record for Peacock, Streamer Says
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘Love Island USA’ Season 8 Is Peacock’s Most-Watched TV Debut Ever, With 23% of Viewership on Phones and Tablets
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Sources: NBA interviews Kawhi in Aspiration case
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Judge says rib originally fractured on dive in Apr...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: UFC's White: Pereira the GOAT if he beats Gane
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Broncos LB Cooper accused of domestic violence
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Bears edge closer to move to Northwest Indiana
ESPN
2h ago