Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Friday, June 5, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: After D.C.'s Reflecting Pool gets repainted, visitors ask: What changed?
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: 5 takeaways from the grueling Senate funding battle that just ended
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: As states face stricter Medicaid work requirements, Nebraska is an early test
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Founders share VC horror stories, and some are naming names
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Control Resonant is a sequel — and also a starting point
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Congress still can’t decide what to do about warrantless surveillance
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Highly reviewed speaker can be hacked over the air to infect connected devices
Ars Technica
3h ago
Original: Summer Game Fest Live 2026: The biggest news, trailers, and announcements
The Verge
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump confirms telling Bill Pulte to fire intelligence community employees – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Astronauts return to ISS after sheltering during air leak repair attempt
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Vance leads charge of US officials using Henry Nowak murder to push anti-immigration agenda
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: US man who plotted with au pair to murder wife given life sentence
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: California governor’s race: DoJ sends in federal observer over slow count
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Bitcoin is suffering from an ‘attention’ deficit, as momentum traders have moved on
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: ‘No one wears bling’: What does it say about America if people are afraid to wear their jewelry?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Marvell gets a spot in the S&P 500 — along with this data-center play
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: First Google, now Meta? Big Tech may increasingly sell stock to bankroll $820 billion AI boom.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: These stocks fell the most Friday as Big Tech took a dive
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Sharon Horgan, Richard E. Grant, Claire Foy Among Stars at THR’s Studio at SXSW London
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: TV Ratings: NBA, NHL Get Big Starts for Championship Series
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Game ‘The Last Ronin’ Unveiled by Paramount Games Studio
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘The Pitt’ Makeup Head Unpacks the Show’s Goriest Moments, From a Bloody Head Flap to Tongue Lacerations
Variety
2h ago
Original: 15 Best New Movies to Streaming in June 2026: ‘Avatar: Fire and Ash,’ ‘Hoppers,’ ‘Forbidden Fruits’ and More
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 'Absolute madness' - Callaghan on red card decision
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Smith helps Wire beat Hull FC to keep pace at top
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Watch: Weir hat-trick as Scotland thump Israel
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: How the Spurs reached the Finals ahead of schedule...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Meet the Jackals: The Spurs fan club built for the...
ESPN
2h ago