Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
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Friday, June 5, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Senate passes $70B immigration enforcement bill
NPR Politics
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Original: How Senate Republicans in their final months in office could affect Trump's agenda?
NPR Politics
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Original: Senate Republicans pass immigration funding after overnight vote
NPR Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: EveryPlate Meal Kit Review (2026): Low Cost, Simplicity, Flavor
Wired
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Original: Porsche’s Cayenne Coupe Turbo will even make 911 owners nervous
The Verge
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Original: OpenAI and Anthropic May Be Rivals, but Investors Aren’t Picking Sides
Wired
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Original: Why Apple Might Put Cameras Into Its Next AirPods
Wired
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Original: The Best Pool Accessories to Upgrade Your Summer (2026)
Wired
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: UK intelligence suggests there could be Russian attack on Nato ‘as soon as 2030’, says Starmer - UK politics live
The Guardian World
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Original: Man, 21, charged with attempted murder after Surrey University staff member shot with crossbow
The Guardian World
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Original: Fury in France after child murder suspect's criminal record released
BBC World
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Original: Senate Republicans pass bill authorizing $70bn for immigration enforcement in vote-a-rama – US politics live
The Guardian World
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Original: US-Iran war pushing millions into food crisis, warns UN
Al Jazeera
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: A new blood test can help detect colon cancer, but it’s not as good as the test you hate to take
MarketWatch
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Original: Here’s the downside to record-setting stock markets across the globe that are generating a wealth boom
MarketWatch
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Original: The Human League’s Philip Oakey Talks About The Synthpop Group’s First U.S. Tour In 15 Years
Forbes Business
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Original: Mets Reunite With 4-Year Red Sox Veteran Just 1 Day After Release
Forbes Business
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Original: The IPO of this power generator for data centers quietly outshines Quantinuum
MarketWatch
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Chinese Hit ‘Dear You’ Sets Global Theatrical Run Via Damai Entertainment
Variety
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Original: Brad Pitt on Set of Plan B-Produced ‘Isle of Man’ Movie as Filming Kicks Off During Motorcycle Race
Variety
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Original: Tragicomedy ‘Black Money for White Nights’ Boarded by Cercamon Ahead of Premiere at Karlovy Vary (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
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Original: Switzerland’s Sister Distribution Boards ‘The Indies’ From ‘They Will Be Dust’ Producers: ’It’s Not Character-Driven but Image-Driven’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
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Original: “It Was All Greek to Me”: Why Producer Miranda Bailey Went Int’l to Back an Indie Film From Greece
Hollywood Reporter
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Robinson takes five wickets on Test return
BBC Sport
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Original: St Mirren appoint McLeish on three-year deal
BBC Sport
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Original: Potter's Zlatan texts, overcoming failure & finding joy in Sweden
BBC Sport
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Original: Audi wants turbos to stay in F1 amid engine debate
BBC Sport
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Original: Copy of Did KAT and the Knicks figure out Wemby? How Game ...
ESPN
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