Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Friday, June 5, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Senate Republicans pass immigration funding after overnight vote
NPR Politics
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Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Senate passes $70B immigration enforcement bill without limits on Trump settlement fund
NPR Politics
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Original: The Supreme Court has left limited alternatives for protecting minority voting rights
NPR Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: OpenAI and Anthropic May Be Rivals, but Investors Aren’t Picking Sides
Wired
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Original: Why Apple Might Put Cameras Into Its Next AirPods
Wired
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Original: The Best Pool Accessories to Upgrade Your Summer (2026)
Wired
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Original: ‘Doo Doo Water and a Few Needles’: Inside the Mystery of the New York City Manhole Prowlers
Wired
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Original: AI Has Come for Serif Fonts
Wired
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: Senate Republicans pass bill authorizing $70bn for immigration enforcement in vote-a-rama – US politics live
The Guardian World
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Original: UK intelligence suggests there could be Russian attack on Nato ‘as soon as 2030’, says Starmer - UK politics live
The Guardian World
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Original: Typhoon Jangmi sweeps northwards leaving 23 injured in Japan
The Guardian World
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Original: How the world failed a mother’s children, killed in Israeli strikes on Gaza
Al Jazeera
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Original: Scientists warn Trump plan to axe US ocean monitoring system will leave world ‘flying blind’
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Walmart’s stock was once a market darling. Now its tech-fueled valuation faces a reality check.
MarketWatch
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Original: Bulls declare victory on AI, but two classic signs of a market top are looming
MarketWatch
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Original: We thought we found the perfect luxury retirement community, but it’s millions of dollars in debt. Are we trapped?
MarketWatch
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Original: Senate Republicans Pass Immigration Enforcement Funding After Blocking Attempts To Ban Trump’s $1.8 Billion Fund
Forbes Business
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Original: Is Congress Losing Its Grip On The Nation’s Purse Strings?
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Brad Pitt on Set of Plan B-Produced ‘Isle of Man’ Movie as Filming Kicks Off During Motorcycle Race
Variety
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Original: Tragicomedy ‘Black Money for White Nights’ Boarded by Cercamon Ahead of Premiere at Karlovy Vary (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
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Original: Switzerland’s Sister Distribution Boards ‘The Indies’ From ‘They Will Be Dust’ Producers: ’It’s Not Character-Driven but Image-Driven’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
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Original: “It Was All Greek to Me”: Why Producer Miranda Bailey Went Int’l to Back an Indie Film From Greece
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: Steve Lacy Teases New Album With Lovelorn Single ‘The Feeling’
Rolling Stone
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Copy of Did KAT and the Knicks figure out Wemby? How Game ...
ESPN
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Original: 'Just what England wanted' - Tongue gets two early wickets
BBC Sport
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Original: Bulls once again in Glasgow's path to URC glory
BBC Sport
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Original: Huge flags and pyrotechnics with World Cup anthems
BBC Sport
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Original: Perez promises biggest deal in Real Madrid's history
BBC Sport
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