Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Friday, June 5, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Original: House passes bill to provide more Ukraine aid and impose new sanctions on Russia
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Some Republican governors are rebranding Pride Month with conservative alternatives
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: I wrote about George Santos. Then he made a violent threat and lied about it
NPR Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Founders Fund launches game show starring Sam Altman, Palmer Luckey, and other tech elites
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Valve says it’s ready to launch the Steam Machine this summer
The Verge
4h ago
Original: Ahead of its IPO, Anthropic’s Daniela Amodei shrugs off doubts about AI’s returns
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: Airbnb’s Brian Chesky plans to launch a new AI lab
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: The skeptic’s guide to humanoid robots going viral on the Internet
Ars Technica
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: NDIA spent $170m over three years on legal fees fighting participants, Senate estimates hears
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: ‘You can stop your war’: Zelenskyy’s open letter to Putin – in full
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Hezbollah rejects renewed ceasefire agreed by Israel and Lebanon
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner rejects new allegations of abusive behavior
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Graham Platner says allegations of physical abuse of former partner ‘are simply not true’ – US politics live
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Graham Platner Faces Accusations Of 'Toxic' Relationships And Disturbing Behavior—Days After Sexting Scandal
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Shohei Ohtani Continues To Change What Is Possible On A Baseball Field
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: This investing strategy digs deeper to find hidden stocks riding the AI wave
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: South Korea is the ultimate backdoor tech play — but stock investors now face a looming threat
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: I own a house with my sister, but the mortgage is in her name. Could this come back to bite me?
MarketWatch
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: SAG-AFTRA Ratifies Four-Year Deal With Studios and Streamers
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: SAG-AFTRA Members Approve Four-Year Deal With AI Terms and Pension Merger
Variety
1h ago
Original: In an Ever-Changing TV Landscape, Dish’s Priorities Remain the Same
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Madonna Transforms Times Square Into a Dancefloor and Reminds Everyone Who the ‘Mother’ of Pop Is
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ Actor James Handy Killed by Girlfriend’s Son
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Andreeva vs. Chwalinska: Who will win the French O...
ESPN
1h ago
Original: French Open tennis odds: Mirra Andreeva opens as h...
ESPN
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Original: Fans get lifetime bans for NBA Finals selfie quest...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Sources: NBA investigating Brunson-fan incident
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Sources: Pack, WR Watson reach $110.5M deal
ESPN
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