Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, June 3, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Congress Cheers, Iran Yawns.
Original: House passes resolution for first time to halt military action against Iran in rebuke of Trump
PBS NewsHour Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Robbing's Down, Taste is Not.
Original: ‘No one seems to wear their bling’: Is it safe to show off your expensive jewelry?
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hollywood's Reinvention: Just Like Our Exhaustion.
Original: ‘We Have to Reinvent Ourselves Time and Time Again’: Inside Variety’s Power of Women London With Cynthia Erivo, Emilia Clarke, Suki Waterhouse, Emma Corrin and Hannah Waddingham — Plus a Surprise Appearance From Dame Joan Collins
Variety 1h ago
Bad Boy Behavior: Surprise!
Original: Sean “Diddy” Combs May Face Sex Assault Case as L.A. Prosecutors Review Publicist’s Claims
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories