Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Wednesday, June 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump compares White House UFC cage to Eiffel Tower, says 'maybe we'll never ever take it down'
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: California governor's primary pitted experience against promises of change
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: MAHA candidate beats Trump's choice in Republican primary for Iowa governor
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Defense tech is flooded with money, but who’s built to last?
TechCrunch
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Original: Uber to put 500 data-collection vehicles on the road this year
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Nvidia is already planning N2X and N3X chips — the goal is the Star Trek computer
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Alphabet’s record-breaking $85B raise for Google’s AI business is a helluva good signal
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Meta mercifully spun out VR fitness game Supernatural instead of just killing it
TechCrunch
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Middle East crisis live: Trump claims peace deal with Iran could be reached ‘over the weekend’ as Iran claims it struck US ship
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia politics live: bank expects home price reduction from budget to be more than twice government forecast
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Israeli strikes kill nine in Lebanon as Hezbollah fires rockets over border
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Mitch McConnell statement suggests he considers Bill Pulte unfit for national intelligence director role – US politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Senate Republicans drop plans for $1bn to fund security at Trump’s ballroom
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Stocks take a breather on Wednesday as torrid rally cools — putting potentially historic S&P 500 winning streak in jeopardy
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: The 6% solution is gone: How overcrowded AI-powered trading has erased investors’ advantage
MarketWatch
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Original: Wall Street hated these 15 stocks. Then their earnings proved the analysts wrong.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Perez Announces Jose Mourinho As New Real Madrid Manager
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Broadcom’s stock falls despite accelerating AI-chip growth
MarketWatch
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Love Island USA’ Season 8 Cast Revealed
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ElevenLabs Partners With Hasbro’s AI Studios to License Transformers, Mr. Potato Head, Clue Characters and More for AI Use
Variety
1h ago
Original: Linda Cardellini Loves a Challenge
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Lauv Drops Out of Tour With Khalid Citing Mental Health Struggles: ‘Trying to Be Strong’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘Daredevil: Born Again’ Finale’s Hallway Scene Took Three Days of Prep and One Day to Shoot
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 'None of us know what the hell we're going to do t...
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Ranking Knicks and Spurs players from 1 to 30: Whi...
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Surrey race to eight-wicket win over Middlesex in Blast
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Texas Tech vs. Texas WCWS finals preview: Will the...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Texas softball's Hannah Wells' wild dugout good lu...
ESPN
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