Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Wednesday, June 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Original: People with cancer or HIV could lose Medicaid under new work rules, advocates say
NPR Politics
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Original: What to know about Trump’s immunity deal with the IRS
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Trump acknowledges calling Netanyahu 'crazy,' says Israel is complicating peace talks with Iran
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: xAI Asks Court to Strip Alleged Grok Deepfake Nudes Victims of Anonymity
Wired
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Original: Elon Musk and America’s Far Right Stoke Anger Over Murder of UK Teen
Wired
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Original: Amazon Employees Show Up to City Council Meeting to Demand Limits on Data Centers
Wired
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Original: The best Qi2 batteries for iPhone and Pixel
The Verge
2h ago
Original: The Humanoid Robot of the Future Is a 6-Foot-Tall Beefcake With a Chinese Body and an American Brain
Wired
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: From butterflies to breast milk, Uber's list of lost items reveals wild backseat discoveries
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Gunfire erupts in Mogadishu before protests against Somali president’s rule
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Mitch McConnell statement suggests he considers Bill Pulte unfit for national intelligence director role – US politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Alex Younger, former head of MI6, dies aged 62
The Guardian World
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Original: Trump appointee leading $205bn US agency had personal ties to Epstein, emails show
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: LGBTQ Travel Company Queer Scout Says Scouting America Sued Over Trademarks Amid 'Political Pressure’
Forbes Business
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Original: Graham Platner’s Betting Odds Fall In Maine Senate Race Amid Sexting Scandal
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Only 5% of day traders make money, but the SEC is now making it easier for more people to try it anyway
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: High gas prices are limiting how far singles will go for love — literally
MarketWatch
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Original: Diana Shnaider’s Upset Over Aryna Sabalenka Creates Tennis History
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Jay-Z Is Too Big for This. That May Be the Problem
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Kip Moore Is a Superstar Overseas. What Gives, America?
Rolling Stone
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Original: ‘Sonic 4’: Kristen Bell Offers Peek at Recording Process as She Starts Voicing Amy Rose
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: How ‘The Death of Robin Hood’ Reinvents a Legendary Outlaw
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: Javier Bardem on Becoming Max Cady in New ‘Cape Fear’ Adaptation — While Also Shooting ‘Dune: Part Three’
Hollywood Reporter
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Cobolli sets up all-Italian French Open semi-final
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: 'A quite special, elite player': How Pavel Dorofey...
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Stanley Cup playoffs daily: Knights take 1-0 lead ...
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Most experience? Youngest? Best leagues? World Cup squads in numbers
BBC Sport
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Original: Barnwell makes sense of the Myles Garrett blockbus...
ESPN
2h ago