Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Wednesday, June 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Republicans won the redistricting battle. Now voters will decide whether they win Congress
ABC News Politics
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Original: Rep. Ogles deletes homophobic tweet, blames staff amid rare GOP pushback
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Voters are sending a message to L.A.’s Democratic mayor
Washington Post Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: As AI gets better, it reveals an empty promise
The Verge
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Original: Ultrahuman says hackers accessed customers’ wellness data via internal tool
TechCrunch
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Original: Carvana ties up with Bezos-backed Slate Auto as it plans new car sales
TechCrunch
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Original: Instagram is alerting users who were targeted by hackers during AI chatbot attacks
TechCrunch
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Original: Amazon’s search bar will invent AI-generated products you can’t buy
The Verge
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: Rubio says Trump to attend Nato meeting as ‘things need to be cleared up and fixed’ amid tension between US and allies – live
The Guardian World
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Original: California governor’s race still a toss-up as leading candidates battle for top spots
The Guardian World
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Original: California: suspect in Bakersfield bank hostage standoff shot dead by police
The Guardian World
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Original: Labour MP sues Elon Musk’s AI company over fake sexualised images
The Guardian World
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Original: LAPD reviews additional sexual assault allegations against Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: I’m 73 and living 100% off dividends from my stocks. How can I create even more income?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Here’s advice on how to pick a doctor — from a doctor.
MarketWatch
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Original: AT&T’s stock is seeing its worst day in 8 months as the SpaceX threat comes into focus
MarketWatch
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Original: Oil prices look to end at highest levels in over a week: ‘Oil tanks are getting emptier each week Hormuz stays closed’
MarketWatch
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Original: Israel Enhances Long-Range Strike, Missile Defense For Next Iran War
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Sara Bareilles Announces First Studio Album in Seven Years, ‘Good Grief,’ to Be Followed by Fall Tour
Variety
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Original: We Tested This Celeb-Loved Daily Health Drink — and It Actually Works
Rolling Stone
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Original: ‘Boomah,’ Gritty New Feature From ‘Daughters of Abdulrahman’ Director Zaid Abu Hamdan, Set For Shanghai Film Festival Bow
Variety
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Original: Sam Reich on ‘Game Changer’ Emmy Chances, Abby Lee Miller’s Surprise Dropout Fandom and Animated ‘Dimension 20’ Plans
Variety
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Original: Weezer Preview Self-Titled Album With ‘We Might As Well Be Strangers’ Featuring Wednesday
Rolling Stone
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Barnwell makes sense of the Myles Garrett blockbus...
ESPN
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Original: Title is up for grabs: No. 1 Sabalenka is out -- w...
ESPN
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Original: What's next for Frances Tiafoe?
ESPN
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Original: Who has been on the Madden NFL cover? Players sinc...
ESPN
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Original: Myth or reality? Examining the 'Madden curse' thro...
ESPN
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