Original: Becerra, Hilton lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Wednesday, June 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Bass advances in Los Angeles mayor race. See primary results live.
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Vegas and Carolina put on a show to get the Stanley Cup Final off to a terrific start
ABC News Politics
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Original: US says it plans extra tariffs of 10% or more for most trading partners after forced labor probe
ABC News Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Paramount+ Coupon Codes and Deals for June 2026
Wired
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Original: Hotels.com Coupon: 25% Off June 2026
Wired
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Original: Valvoline Coupons and Promo Codes for June 2026
Wired
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Original: Bose Promo Code: 40% Off for June 2026
Wired
3h ago
Original: Squishmallows, dentures, and an ‘I Heart Hot Dads’ bag: Uber has found thousands of items left in robotaxis
TechCrunch
8h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: US and Iran launch new strikes, as Kuwait says airport hit by Iranian drones
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Australia politics live: PM calls Coalition ‘Liberal One National party’ and Taylor ‘Temu-Abbott’ as Hastie booted from question time
The Guardian World
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Original: Jim Chalmers is putting a positive spin on the economy, but is the outlook for Australia grim?
The Guardian World
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Original: Seven killed after drone hits bus in Russia-controlled part of Ukraine
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Hundreds of thousands of Centrelink payments cancelled illegally, Albanese government admits
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: MLB Best Home Run Bets For June 3, 2026—Buxton And Rice
Forbes Business
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Original: Los Angeles Dodgers Should Trade For Cy Young Winner, Tarik Skubal
Forbes Business
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Original: Top ‘60 Minutes’ Correspondent Scott Pelley Fired After He Calls Out CBS News Boss Bari Weiss
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Taking care of your family shouldn’t wreck your retirement
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: Rebuilt Pac-12 Could Have Seat At Playoff Table With Boise State
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Watch Michael Stipe and Andrew Watt Showcase ‘I Played the Fool’ on ‘Kimmel’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Spencer Pratt, Steve Hilton Overperform in Early California Primary Results
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Karen Bass and Spencer Pratt Lead in Early Returns in Bizarre L.A. Mayor’s Race
Variety
3h ago
Original: Taylor Swift Shows Love for Paul McCartney’s New Album: ‘Never Not Inspired’
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: Fired Scott Pelley Slams CBS News: “Incompetence and Unprofessionalism In the New Management Have Wreaked Havoc”
Hollywood Reporter
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Aston Villa top scorer Hanson set to join Spurs
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: How Salah became an icon in Egypt
BBC Sport
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Original: Will 2026's 'yo-yo racing' mean overtaking in Monaco?
BBC Sport
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Original: NBA execs debate five questions on Knicks-Spurs: W...
ESPN
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Original: Experts' picks for Knicks-Spurs, Finals MVP
ESPN
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