Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Wednesday, June 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Becerra, Hilton lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Los Angeles mayor faces a TV star and a former ally. See primary results live.
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Vegas and Carolina put on a show to get the Stanley Cup Final off to a terrific start
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: US says it plans extra tariffs of 10% or more for most trading partners after forced labor probe
ABC News Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Hotels.com Coupon: 25% Off June 2026
Wired
2h ago
Original: Valvoline Coupons and Promo Codes for June 2026
Wired
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Original: Bose Promo Code: 40% Off for June 2026
Wired
2h ago
Original: Paramount+ Coupon Codes and Deals for June 2026
Wired
2h ago
Original: Squishmallows, dentures, and an ‘I Heart Hot Dads’ bag: Uber has found thousands of items left in robotaxis
TechCrunch
7h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Midterm primaries 2026 live: results and reaction as six states including California and Iowa cast ballots
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia politics live: PM calls Coalition ‘Liberal One National party’ and Taylor ‘Temu-Abbott’ as Hastie booted from question time
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Seven killed in drone attack on bus in Russia-controlled part of Ukraine
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Karen Bass heads to LA mayoral runoff after falling short of majority
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: George Santos reportedly investigated by DoJ over suspicious Kalshi bets
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Top ‘60 Minutes’ Correspondent Scott Pelley Fired After He Calls Out CBS News Boss Bari Weiss
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Taking care of your family shouldn’t wreck your retirement
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Rebuilt Pac-12 Could Have Seat At Playoff Table With Boise State
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Scott Pelley Fired By CBS After Confrontation With New ‘60 Minutes’ EP
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: IndyCar At Chevrolet Detroit Grand Prix Shows Racing Increase For FOX
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Spencer Pratt, Steve Hilton Overperform in Early California Primary Results
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Karen Bass and Spencer Pratt Lead in Early Returns in Bizarre L.A. Mayor’s Race
Variety
2h ago
Original: Taylor Swift Shows Love for Paul McCartney’s New Album: ‘Never Not Inspired’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Fired Scott Pelley Slams CBS News: “Incompetence and Unprofessionalism In the New Management Have Wreaked Havoc”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Xavier Becerra and Steve Hilton Lead in Early Returns for California Governor
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Will 2026's 'yo-yo racing' mean overtaking in Monaco?
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: NBA execs debate five questions on Knicks-Spurs: W...
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Experts' picks for Knicks-Spurs, Finals MVP
ESPN
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Original: Who were MLB's biggest winners -- and losers -- in...
ESPN
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Original: Updated top 10 prospect rankings for all 30 MLB te...
ESPN
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