Original: California’s crowded governor primary is underway. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Tuesday, June 2, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH: Senate Democratic leaders address Bill Pulte for DNI, 'anti-weaponization fund' in news conference
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: New Mexico governor primary includes Biden official Deb Haaland. See live results.
Washington Post Politics
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Original: WATCH LIVE: Senate GOP leaders hold news conference as Trump weighs dropping weaponization fund
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: New York Democrats take first steps toward an aggressive 2028 redistricting plan
ABC News Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump signs executive order to review AI models before they’re released
The Verge
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Original: A startup, Everand, is now bundling ebooks, audiobooks, and book clubs in challenge to Amazon
TechCrunch
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Original: Martin Scorsese becomes the latest — and most unlikely — Hollywood voice for AI
TechCrunch
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Original: Microsoft’s next-gen quantum chip cuts timeline to useful quantum computing
The Verge
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Original: Microsoft’s first advanced reasoning AI is here
The Verge
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Americans will be less safe’: alarm as Trump picks loyalist as intelligence chief
The Guardian World
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Original: What Trump ‘telling off’ means for Netanyahu
Al Jazeera
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Original: Democrats who marched in New York’s Israel Day parade decry attendance of far-right minister Smotrich
The Guardian World
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Original: Republican senators question Bill Pulte’s credentials for top intelligence job: ‘He doesn’t seem qualified’ – live
The Guardian World
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Original: Ukraine’s Kostyuk blasts Russia stars in French Open outburst over war
Al Jazeera
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump signs an executive order on AI after it’s scaled back. Critics say it’s almost meaningless.
MarketWatch
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Original: Check your rent bill: You could be paying a monthly fee for a service you didn’t know you signed up for
MarketWatch
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Original: Taking care of your family shouldn’t wreck your retirement
MarketWatch
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Original: Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ Blocked From Finally Rising To No. 1
Forbes Business
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Original: Why Virgin Galactic’s stock is having its worst day ever, after a record-smashing 7-day run
MarketWatch
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Queer Eye’ Star Karamo Brown Opens Up About Skipping Press Appearances for Final Season, Relapsing During Netflix Show
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: Rob Corddry Dives Into That ‘Audacity’ Finale Shocker and What It Says About Silicon Valley: “No Escape for Any of Us”
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: Ear’s ‘Rumspringa’ Lives in the Tension Between Bedroom and Rave
Rolling Stone
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Original: Quando Rondo Released From Prison to Halfway House After Serving 15 Months
Rolling Stone
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Original: ‘Masters of the Universe’: What Critics Are Saying About the He-Man Movie Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Jared Leto
Hollywood Reporter
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Buzz: One Bills WR has the bigger name, but is the...
ESPN
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Original: No more delayed flag? Fifa adds new offside tech for World Cup
BBC Sport
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Original: 'Fabulous fielding' - Ecclestone runs out Bhatia in style
BBC Sport
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Original: Diamond League 2026 - Hodgkinson set for 400m test in Rome
BBC Sport
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Original: Devenny not ready for the beach after latest trophy
BBC Sport
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