Original: California’s crowded governor primary is underway. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Tuesday, June 2, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: New Mexico governor primary includes Biden official Deb Haaland. See live results.
Washington Post Politics
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Original: WATCH LIVE: Senate GOP leaders hold news conference as Trump weighs dropping weaponization fund
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: New York Democrats take first steps toward an aggressive 2028 redistricting plan
ABC News Politics
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Original: Trump signs AI safety order seeking voluntary review of new models
NPR Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: I tested a bunch of Switch 2 screen protectors, and these are the best
The Verge
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Original: Amazon faces class action lawsuit over Ring facial recognition feature
TechCrunch
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Original: Microsoft’s Project Solara is an OS for AI agent gadgets
The Verge
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Original: Focused Energy raises whopping $240M Series A for laser-powered fusion tech
TechCrunch
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Original: Microsoft created the mini Surface dev box that Qualcomm couldn’t
The Verge
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: Millions vote in high-stakes US primaries including California governor, LA mayor and Iowa Senate – live
The Guardian World
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Original: Michelle Obama: white men do not have to worry about impostor syndrome
The Guardian World
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Original: Faced with being outflanked by those to his right, Farage seeks to channel public anger
The Guardian World
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Original: Corrupt Liverpool prison worker jailed for smuggling drugs and sending sex texts to inmates
The Guardian World
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Original: Mysteriously missing New Jersey congressman receives Trump endorsement
BBC World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Why Virgin Galactic’s stock is having its worst day ever, after a record-smashing 7-day run
MarketWatch
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Original: Americans are using buy-now-pay-later for gas and groceries, showing just how expensive daily necessities are now
MarketWatch
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Original: Many Americans now need $20,000 in an emergency savings fund. Yes, really.
MarketWatch
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Original: One way to get hired right now: Be willing to go to the office five days a week
MarketWatch
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Original: The S&P 500 has only risen this quickly 4 times since WWII. Once, a historic stock-market crash followed.
MarketWatch
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Summer House’ Season 10 Reunion Continues to Unfold: How to Watch the First Two Parts Online
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: Martin Scorsese Backs AI Company and Says He’s Using It to Storyboard Movies: ‘We Have to Be Open to How’ Cinema Can ‘Evolve’
Variety
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Original: Paul McCartney’s ‘The Boys of Dungeon Lane’ Gets Exclusive White Vinyl Release
Variety
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Original: Robert Pattinson Confronts Critics of His Batman Body by Saying ‘I Worked Out Every F—ing Day,’ Reveals ‘The Batman 2’ Has 11 Weeks of Night Shoots
Variety
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Original: BET Forms Board of Advisors as It Plots New Future Under David Ellison’s Regime
Hollywood Reporter
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Devenny not ready for the beach after latest trophy
BBC Sport
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Original: World Cup final squads ranked: Of all 48 national ...
ESPN
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Original: Brown GM: No Garrett trade if Verse not included
ESPN
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Original: Seahawks, Hall reach $42M extension through '29
ESPN
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Original: Lacy, Toney, Moore lead EA Sports CFB 27 cover
ESPN
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