Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Monday, June 1, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Cats Have Standards.
Original: Why cats prefer silver vine to catnip and other May highlights
Ars Technica 1h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Teenage angst ends. Surprise.
Original: ‘Euphoria’ Season 3’s Devastating Loss Brought The Series To A Dissatisyfing Finale
Forbes Business 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Happy Feet? Sure, Why Not More Trauma?
Original: ‘The Lost Boys’ Director Michael Arden on Honoring the Cult Horror Classic and His Plans for ‘Happy Feet’ Broadway Musical With ‘Anthropomorphic Animals’
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories