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Friday, May 29, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Victory Lap for Losing.
Original: South Carolina Democrats expected to celebrate after failure of Trump-backed redistricting push
ABC News Politics 9h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories