Original: Michigan’s Whitmer walks back comment saying she won’t run for president in 2028
Washington Post Politics
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Friday, May 29, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Progressive El-Sayed goes on offensive as Michigan Democrats clash in U.S. Senate debate
PBS NewsHour Politics
19h ago
Original: Trump stock trades fuel accusations of corruption and profiting off presidency
PBS NewsHour Politics
20h ago
Original: Key things to know ahead of Pam Bondi's interview with House committee about her handling of the Epstein files
PBS NewsHour Politics
20h ago
Original: Palestinian woman detained for a year after protesting war in Gaza describes experience
PBS NewsHour Politics
20h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The GOP’s Attacks on James Talarico Are Straight Out of the Incel Handbook
Wired
19h ago
Original: How to apply to Startup Battlefield 2026, what you need ahead of the June 8 deadline
TechCrunch
19h ago
Original: 2027 Audi RS5 first drive: A performance PHEV with split personalities
Ars Technica
20h ago
Original: LLMs believe false statements even after explicit warnings that they're false
Ars Technica
21h ago
Original: The internet is being rebuilt for machines
TechCrunch
21h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Rowland to ‘reset’ corruption commission after Brereton resigns; Asio warns politicians against classified chats in cars
The Guardian World
19h ago
Original: Portugal breaks hottest May day record as Europe swelters in heatwave
BBC World
19h ago
Original: JD Vance says Trump ‘pushing forward’ with Golden Dome as he addresses Air Force Academy – US politics live
The Guardian World
19h ago
Original: US and Iran 'very close' to deal but 'not there yet', Vance says
BBC World
19h ago
Original: Iran ambassador hits out at ‘country to the north’ in US World Cup visa row
Al Jazeera
19h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Earnings season slows but these 7 stocks pack explosive ‘sawtooth’ volatility next week
MarketWatch
19h ago
Original: Costco gas demand hits records, as shoppers try to stay ahead of future price spikes
MarketWatch
20h ago
Original: The World’s Best Gin—According To The MicroLiquor Spirit Awards
Forbes Business
20h ago
Original: The Iran war costs more than you think — it boosts inflation and threatens stocks
MarketWatch
21h ago
Original: This overvalued stock market just flashed a rare buy signal
MarketWatch
21h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Jay Daniel, Peacemaking Producer on ‘Moonlighting’ and ‘Roseanne,’ Dies at 82
Hollywood Reporter
19h ago
Original: LISTEN: ‘The U.S. Against the World’ Director-Producer Rand Getlin Documents the Road to the World Cup: ‘It’s a Coming of Age Story’
Variety
19h ago
Original: How Andrea Martin’s Hollywood Ambitions Came Full Circle at THR’s Women in Entertainment Canada Gala
Hollywood Reporter
19h ago
Original: ‘The White Lotus’ Recreates Dramatic Cannes Closing Night With Laura Dern, Steve Coogan, Ari Graynor and Max Greenfield
Variety
19h ago
Original: ‘Deli Boys’ Stars Asif Ali and Saagar Shaikh Break Down Season 2: Cocaine, Ping Pong, and Viral Mugshots
Variety
20h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Emotional Littler underlines greatness after almost quitting Premier League
BBC Sport
19h ago
Original: Messi to represent Argentina at sixth World Cup
BBC Sport
19h ago
Original: Is Knight's sluggish form a concern for England?
BBC Sport
19h ago
Original: McGrath expects Israel fixtures controversy to 'heat up'
BBC Sport
20h ago
Original: Barca weigh up move for Hincapie - Friday's gossip
BBC Sport
20h ago