Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 PM UTC

Thursday, May 28, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

He's Just Borrowing, Folks.
Original: Trump stock trades fuel accusations of corruption and profiting off presidency
PBS NewsHour Politics 20h ago
Monument to Ego.
Original: Treasury Department prepares $250 bill with Trump's face on it
NPR Politics 22h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Revenge is a Feature.
Original: Fed up with vibe coders, dev sneaks data-nuking prompt injection into their code
Ars Technica 22h ago
Another EV. Thrilling.
Original: Slate Auto will announce pricing and take preorders for its EV on June 24
TechCrunch 22h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Australia: Corruption's Just Getting Started.
Original: Australia news live: Rowland to ‘reset’ corruption commission after Brereton resigns; Asio warns politicians against classified chats in cars
The Guardian World 20h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

CBS: Where Fear Pays the Bills.
Original: Ousted ’60 Minutes’ Correspondent Cecilia Vega Says She Fears “What Comes Next” For CBS Newsmagazine
Hollywood Reporter 20h ago
Brick House" Now Built of Regret.
Original: The Commodores Become Latest Act to Ditch ‘Freedom 250’ Concerts in D.C. After Backlash Over Trump Ties
Variety 20h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories