Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

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Thursday, May 28, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Another Tuesday.
Original: U.S. conducts another strike against Iran
NPR Politics 1d ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Wells Fargo: Chase Your Losses.
Original: Small-cap stocks are rallying, but here’s why Wells Fargo says its better to sell than buy
MarketWatch 1d ago
War is Expensive. Buy Stocks.
Original: Oil prices rise after fresh round of strikes between U.S. and Iran, pushing peace deal into doubt
MarketWatch 1d ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories