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Thursday, May 28, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

War is Expensive. Buy Stock.
Original: Oil prices rise after fresh round of strikes between U.S. and Iran, pushing peace deal into doubt
MarketWatch 1d ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Freedom Fest: Turns Out, Artists Hate Surprise Politics.
Original: Young MC Follows Morris Day in Exiting D.C. ‘Freedom 250’ Festival Over Trump Connection, as C+C Music Factory Weighs Options: ‘The Artists Were Never Told About Any Political Involvement’
Variety 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories