Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 AM UTC

Thursday, May 28, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Australia's Lawyers Got Bored.
Original: Australia politics live: government sues manufacturer 3M over defence base Pfas contamination in ‘largest ever’ $2bn legal claim
The Guardian World 1d ago
Justice Delayed, Reputation Served.
Original: Trump’s justice department reportedly opens criminal investigation into E Jean Carroll – US politics live
The Guardian World 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories