Original: Trump says he has been invited to watch the Knicks play in the NBA Finals
ABC News Politics
1d ago
Edition · 3:00 AM UTC
Thursday, May 28, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Newsom seeks to shield California elections from federal interference
ABC News Politics
1d ago
Original: U.S. strikes drone launch site, as Trump holds to maximum demands on Iran
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
Original: Jill Biden says she feared Joe Biden was having stroke during 2024 debate
ABC News Politics
1d ago
Original: Paxton's win over Cornyn sets up high-stakes Texas clash with Talarico
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Google engineer charged with insider trading after making $1.2M on Polymarket
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Why Google’s AI can’t spell Google (or anything else)
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Illinois Lawmakers Just Passed America’s Strongest AI Safety Bill
Wired
1d ago
Original: A Google employee allegedly used inside information to win $1.2 million on Polymarket
The Verge
1d ago
Original: Google Security Engineer Arrested in Million-Dollar Polymarket Trading Scheme
Wired
1d ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: US strikes Iran targets for second time in three days
BBC World
1d ago
Original: Australia politics live: government sues manufacturer 3M over defence base Pfas contamination in ‘largest ever’ $2bn legal claim
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Patagonia sues drag queen Pattie Gonia for trademark infringement
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Google employee charged with insider trading over Polymarket bets
Al Jazeera
1d ago
Original: Aid cuts and climate change drive deadly malaria surge in Zimbabwe
Al Jazeera
1d ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Cancer treatment already costs hundreds of thousands of dollars — and it’s about to get even worse
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: More Americans are raiding their emergency savings just to fill up their gas tanks
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: Eastern Michigan’s Magical NCAA Tournament Run Ends Against Stanford
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: Increased Funding Is Making At-Home Hospital Care A Reality
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: HYBE Appoints Zooil Yang As New President Of Weverse Company
Forbes Business
1d ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Love Island USA’ Asks Fans to “Keep It Kind” on Social Media Ahead of Season 8 Premiere
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Original: News Emmys: ABC, Nat Geo Top 2026 Wins, Thanks to ‘World News Tonight’ and ‘Trafficked With Mariana van Zeller’
Variety
1d ago
Original: ‘Good Advice Cupcake’ Creator Slams BuzzFeed for Partnering With Amazon on AI-Created Show About Character: “Disgusted”
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Original: Women’s College World Series 2026 Livestream: Here’s Where to Watch the NCAA Softball Tournament Online
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Original: Kanye Label Boss Sues to Unmask Anonymous Figure Behind ‘Defamatory’ Websites
Rolling Stone
1d ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Tuchel's biggest mistake? Wharton shines after England omission
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: U-turns, tension & trophies - inside 12 glorious months of Glasner
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: 'My body just turned off' - Mensik collapses on court after win in Paris heat
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Robertson close to Spurs move after Liverpool exit
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Arsenal demand £20m for Jesus - Thursday's gossip
BBC Sport
1d ago