Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 AM UTC

Thursday, May 28, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Nature's Wrath, Now Legal.
Original: Patagonia sues drag queen Pattie Gonia for trademark infringement
The Guardian World 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Genius Barred From Playground.
Original: ‘Good Advice Cupcake’ Creator Slams BuzzFeed for Partnering With Amazon on AI-Created Show About Character: “Disgusted”
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories