Original: Jill Biden says she feared Joe Biden was having stroke during 2024 debate
ABC News Politics
1d ago
Edition · 1:00 AM UTC
Thursday, May 28, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Paxton's win over Cornyn sets up high-stakes Texas clash with Talarico
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Original: Trump says he has been invited to watch the Knicks play in the NBA Finals
ABC News Politics
1d ago
Original: Trump's latest immigration move clouds the path to green cards
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Original: Trump holds to maximum demands on Iran, threatens more strikes
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Google engineer charged with insider trading after making $1.2M on Polymarket
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Why Google’s AI can’t spell Google (or anything else)
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Illinois Lawmakers Just Passed America’s Strongest AI Safety Bill
Wired
1d ago
Original: A Google employee allegedly used inside information to win $1.2 million on Polymarket
The Verge
1d ago
Original: Google Security Engineer Arrested in Million-Dollar Polymarket Trading Scheme
Wired
1d ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: House Democrats to introduce bill aimed at blocking construction of Trump’s ‘triumphal arch’ – live
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Australia politics live: Labor introduces tax changes bill amid intense pressure to carve out start-ups; ATO complaints more than double
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Tank-rupture tragedy may be deadliest in Washington history, governor says
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Reuters executive Simon Robinson expected to replace Justin Stevens as ABC news director
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Anti-abortion activist concedes pictures of human foetuses may have been sugar glider joeys
The Guardian World
1d ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Snowflake’s stock surges nearly 40% as AI acceleration drives record product-revenue growth
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: Marvell’s stock falls despite ‘exceptional’ AI demand driving a stronger growth outlook
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: Salesforce shares dip on soft revenue outlook as AI disruption concerns linger
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: My friend, 62, earns $20,000 a year. Should she take Social Security now — and claim survivor’s benefit at 67?
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: Giants’ Former Backstop, World Series Coach, Dead At 64 After Cancer Battle
Forbes Business
1d ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: The Beaches Go Viral (Again) After Landing a Song in the Sweetest ‘Off Campus’ Scene
Rolling Stone
1d ago
Original: As Trump Dismantles the White House, U.S. to Celebrate 250th Birthday With Concert at National Mall
Rolling Stone
1d ago
Original: Morris Day Denies He’s Playing Controversial ‘Freedom 250’ Festival in D.C., After Fans Balk at His Advertised Participation: ‘It’s a No for Me’
Variety
1d ago
Original: Charles Cioffi, Actor in ‘Shaft,’ ‘Get Christie Love!’ and ‘The X-Files,’ Dies at 90
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Original: Jimmy Kimmel Cries and Calls Adam Carolla His ‘Life Partner’ at Hollywood Walk of Fame Ceremony: ‘If That Sounds Gay to You, It Was and It Is’
Variety
1d ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Tuchel's biggest mistake? Wharton shines after England omission
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: U-turns, tension & trophies - inside 12 glorious months of Glasner
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: 'My body just turned off' - Mensik collapses on court after win in Paris heat
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Robertson close to Spurs move after Liverpool exit
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Arsenal demand £20m for Jesus - Thursday's gossip
BBC Sport
1d ago