Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

JobSeekers Now Tiered, Like Coffee.
Original: Australia politics live: Rishworth says jobseeker changes to address ‘varying quality’ of for-profit job providers
The Guardian World 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Friendship's a losing hole.
Original: My golf buddy dropped me when I didn’t make him my financial adviser. Be careful who you trust.
MarketWatch 1d ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories