Original: Trump says he has been invited to watch the Knicks play in the NBA Finals
ABC News Politics
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Edition · 11:00 PM UTC
Wednesday, May 27, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump's latest immigration move clouds the path to green cards
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Original: Trump holds to maximum demands on Iran, threatens more strikes
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
Original: Key Sens. Cruz, Cantwell look to break college sports logjam in Congress with a bipartisan bill
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Original: All the Republicans Trump has unseated so far this year
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: A Google employee allegedly used inside information to win $1.2 million on Polymarket
The Verge
1d ago
Original: Google Security Engineer Arrested in Million-Dollar Polymarket Trading Scheme
Wired
1d ago
Original: Rivian will deliver the first R2 SUVs on June 9
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Triomics nabs $22M to bring oncology-specific AI to cancer centers
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: California defeats Tesla's attempt to throw out racial discrimination lawsuit
Ars Technica
1d ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia politics live: Labor spruiks plan for automatic $3,000 compensation payment to scam victims
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Catholic priest said ‘we are but men’ when challenged over sex with spiritual directee, court hears
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: House Democrats to introduce bill aimed at blocking construction of Trump’s ‘triumphal arch’ – live
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Jill Biden says she thought Joe Biden was having a stroke during 2024 debate
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: The world's carmakers are struggling to compete with China
BBC World
1d ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Momentus’s stock nearly triples in 2 days as the space company raises more cash from investors
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: Micron investors are partying like it’s 1987. Analysts say the stock still looks pretty cheap.
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: Zscaler’s stock sees record drop after investors are blindsided by a disappointing outlook
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: Investors betting the Iran war is ending are buying up travel stocks
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: Stocks just scored a trifecta of record closes for the first time in 2026. What to expect next.
MarketWatch
1d ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘The Testaments’ Finale: Elisabeth Moss, Creator on Agnes’ Huge Twist, Daisy Parentage Theories and What’s Planned for Season 2
Variety
1d ago
Original: Gayle King Says Oprah Refused to Shut Down Rumors They Were ‘Secretly Gay’ On Air: ‘It Used to Really Bother Me’
Variety
1d ago
Original: Dave May, Grammy-Winning Producer and Music Executive, Dies at 68
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Original: ‘Obsession’ Filmmaker Curry Barker Gets 8-Figure Offer for His Next Movie. And He Hasn’t Even Pitched It Yet (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Original: Inside Success TV Is Building the ‘Netflix Meets ESPN’ for Entrepreneurs — and Hollywood Is Beginning to Notice
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 'My body just turned off' - Mensik collapses on court after win in Paris heat
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Robertson close to Spurs move after Liverpool exit
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Arsenal demand £20m for Jesus - Thursday's gossip
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Ben Sulayem wants to scrap FIA presidency term limits
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Bath biggest spenders in English Prem, report finds
BBC Sport
1d ago