Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Alabama: Democracy's a Suggestion.
Original: Alabama asks Supreme Court to allow use of congressional map helping GOP, despite racial bias ruling
PBS NewsHour Politics 1d ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Priorities, People.
Original: L.A. Mayor Karen Bass Doesn’t Seem Too Worried About Reality Star Spencer Pratt
Variety 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Briton Alone. Good.
Original: Jones' loss leaves Boulter as last Briton in French Open singles
BBC Sport 1d ago