Original: Trump holds to maximum demands on Iran, threatens more strikes
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
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Wednesday, May 27, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump is getting the Republican candidates he wants, but can he win in the midterms?
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Original: Alabama asks Supreme Court to allow use of congressional map helping GOP, despite racial bias ruling
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Original: Rep. Christian Menefee defeats Rep. Al Green in primary runoff fueled by redistricting
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Original: South African government, Afrikaners reject Trump administration claim of a humanitarian emergency
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Payroll startup Remote says it grew revenue 50% per employee without adding headcount
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Roku OS’s home screen now features a large, permanent ad
Ars Technica
1d ago
Original: Roids were all the rage at the Enhanced Games
The Verge
1d ago
Original: Valve's Steam Deck is back in stock after months, but you won't like it
Ars Technica
1d ago
Original: Trump admin to block Ebola-exposed Americans from US, move them to Kenya
Ars Technica
1d ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Revealed: Mandelson vetting warned of ties to senior figures in China, Russia and Israel
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Hegseth vows ‘surge’ of National Guard troops in Washington DC after Trump says ‘don’t lower the number’ – live
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Hope fades for nine missing after fatal paper mill tank implosion in Washington state
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: EU states summon Russian envoys over Kyiv threat
Al Jazeera
1d ago
Original: Top US arts camp and boarding school to demolish Jeffrey Epstein lodge
The Guardian World
1d ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Sam Altman’s toxic ‘culture of silence’ is an overlooked risk for OpenAI’s investors
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: More Americans are raiding their emergency savings just to fill up their gas tanks
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: Investors are rushing to buy TIPS ETFs to beat inflation. They could end up losing.
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: Zscaler’s stock seeing record drop after investors are blindsided by a disappointing outlook
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: Matthew Perry’s Former Assistant Given Almost 3.5 Year Prison Sentence For Role In Actor’s Death
Forbes Business
1d ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Brigadoon’ Review: Pasadena Playhouse’s Enrapturing Revival Isn’t Quite a Once-a-Century Phenomenon, but Close Enough
Variety
1d ago
Original: Michael Bublé, Drew Scott Team for ‘Hometown Giants’ Hockey Docuseries
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Original: What’s Coming to Disney+ in June 2026
Variety
1d ago
Original: Associated Press, OpenAI Strike Deal for Election Data
Variety
1d ago
Original: Laura Poitras, Geeta Gandbhir Sound Alarm Over Paramount-WBD Merger’s Impact on Documentary: “Deeply Problematic on Absolutely Every Level”
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Bath biggest spenders in English Prem, report finds
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Barca agree £69m-plus deal with Newcastle for Gordon
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: World number two Rybakina out in biggest French Open upset so far
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Scotland's McGinn the troublemaker for Brazil - Silva
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Jones' loss leaves Boulter as last Briton in French Open singles
BBC Sport
1d ago