Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Diplomacy: A Word.
Original: Middle East crisis live: Rubio says ‘some progress’ on US-Iran deal after Trump says ‘maybe we’ll just have to finish the job’
The Guardian World 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Cage Finally Found a Role That's Already His.
Original: Nicolas Cage on Finally Playing a Superhero That Matches His Freak in ‘Spider-Noir,’ How Watching ‘Breaking Bad’ Led Him to TV and Whether He’s Doing Season 5 of ‘True Detective’
Variety 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories