Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Another Photo Op, Another War.
Original: WATCH LIVE: Trump holds Cabinet meeting during negotiations to end the Iran war
PBS NewsHour Politics 1d ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Hackers Get Job Security.
Original: CrowdStrike and Google take down botnet used by hackers to target software developers in supply chain attacks
TechCrunch 1d ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Hope Dies, Price Tags Rise.
Original: Cancer treatment already costs hundreds of thousands of dollars — and it’s about to get even worse
MarketWatch 1d ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Soulless Storytelling Gets Funded.
Original: Amazon MGM Studios Embraces AI: Greenlights Three Series for Prime Video Under New ‘GenAI Creators’ Fund’
Variety 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Dad Jokes Win Races Now.
Original: 'That's for my son' - Valgren wins Giro stage 17 with surprise attack
BBC Sport 1d ago