Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Hope Dies, But the Bills Pile Up.
Original: Cancer treatment already costs hundreds of thousands of dollars — and it’s about to get even worse
MarketWatch 1d ago
Buy Low, Die Happy.
Original: Micron investors are partying like it’s 1987. Analysts say the stock still looks pretty cheap.
MarketWatch 1d ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Truthiness Has a Shelf Life.
Original: CBS News Boots Sharyn Alfonsi Off ‘60 Minutes’ After She Tangled With Bari Weiss Over Story
Variety 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories