Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Texas Still Exists, Apparently.
Original: Paxton hails Trump’s endorsement as ‘most powerful force in politics’ after Texas runoff win – US politics live
The Guardian World 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Greed Has New Coordinates.
Original: Why this fund manager who was an early proponent of Nvidia is now betting on AI’s space frontier
MarketWatch 1d ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Nobody Gets a Deal.
Original: Anonymous Content Signs Rising Australian Filmmaker and Actor Nick Annas (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories