Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Texas Gets Another Guy.
Original: Johnny Garcia wins the Democratic primary for Texas' 35th U.S. House District
PBS NewsHour Politics 1d ago
Servitude Isn't Immunity.
Original: Cornyn went to great lengths to avoid Trump's wrath. The Texas senator lost his seat anyway
PBS NewsHour Politics 1d ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Greed Has New Orbit.
Original: Why this fund manager who was an early proponent of Nvidia is now betting on AI’s space frontier
MarketWatch 1d ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Orcs Still Waiting.
Original: ‘The Rings of Power’ Season 4 in Development, Eyes Filming in Early 2027 (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago
Art Imitates Algorithm.
Original: Tribeca to Premiere Fully AI-Generated Iranian Resistance Movie ‘Dreams of Violets’
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories