Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

AI Hysteria: Now a Crime?
Original: US law enforcement warns of "anti-tech extremism" as AI hatred grows
Ars Technica 1d ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

War is Bad for Profits. Shocker.
Original: The market isn’t fully pricing in a peace deal yet, as investors see no alternative to U.S. stocks, says Barclays
MarketWatch 1d ago
Humanity's New Bargain Bin.
Original: China’s next export shock walks on two legs — and costs less than a used car
MarketWatch 1d ago
Broke is the New Black, Apparently.
Original: ‘I feel like I’m living a lie’: My husband and I pretend we’re strapped for cash in front of friends. Is that bad?
MarketWatch 1d ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories