Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Diversity Now a Crime.
Original: Department of Labor Tells Employees to Report Anyone Prioritizing DEI
Wired 1d ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Predictable.
Original: Why this fund manager who was an early proponent of Nvidia is now betting on the AI space frontier
MarketWatch 1d ago
Profits Flowing, Bodies Not.
Original: Wednesday, May 27. Russia’s War On Ukraine: News And Information From Ukraine
Forbes Business 1d ago
Retiring? Hope she enjoys ramen.
Original: My friend, 62, earns $20,000 a year. Should she take Social Security now — and claim survivor’s benefit at 67?
MarketWatch 1d ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories

Luck Favors the Naive.
Original: How I won fantasy football in my first ever season - without using AI
BBC Sport 1d ago