Original: Trump is getting the Republican Party that he wants. But can he win in the midterms?
ABC News Politics
1d ago
Edition · 10:00 AM UTC
Wednesday, May 27, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Texas general election matchups are finally set. Here's what you need to know
NPR Politics
1d ago
Original: Clyburn's district stays intact as South Carolina Republicans scrap redistricting
NPR Politics
1d ago
Original: Dana White says it's an 'honor' to build a fight arena on the White House lawn
NPR Politics
1d ago
Original: Did Trump pick the right blue for the Reflecting Pool? We asked a pool guy.
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: A New Species of Tiny Octopus Was Discovered in the Galápagos Islands
Wired
1d ago
Original: NASA Details Its Plan to Build a Lunar Base at the Moon’s South Pole
Wired
1d ago
Original: Airbnb-backed WeRoad raises $58M to take its group travel platform to the US
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Dell Coupon Codes: 20% Off for June 2026
Wired
1d ago
Original: Lovehoney Coupon Offers: Toys, Lingerie, and Gift Set Discounts
Wired
1d ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Israeli strike in Gaza City kills new head of Hamas's military wing
BBC World
1d ago
Original: Woman caught after 30 years on the run is jailed for armed robberies
BBC World
1d ago
Original: Blair says Labour needs debate before selecting new leader as he criticises Burnham speech – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Aerial video shows ruptured chemical tank in Washington
Al Jazeera
1d ago
Original: Dissident detained in South Korea after fleeing China in rubber boat
The Guardian World
1d ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: A rival joins Micron in the $1 trillion club as one bank argues AI is actually underhyped
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: The market isn’t fully pricing in a U.S.-Iran peace deal — and that could be just the lift European stocks need
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: ‘I’m unsure of the best approach’: My father, 91, is in hospice care. He left his six children CDs. Can we cash out?
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: How AI compares to 11 other capital-spending explosions: When they bust – and boom again
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: My golf buddy dropped me when I didn’t make him my financial adviser. Be careful who you trust.
MarketWatch
1d ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Anthony Chen, Kamila Andini Named to Shanghai Film Festival Jury
Variety
1d ago
Original: Movistar Plus, Chile’s Wood Producciones Team on ‘Patagonia,’ With ‘Money Heist’ Star Itziar Ituño (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1d ago
Original: ‘Mandalorian and Grogu’ Blasts to No. 1 at U.K. and Ireland Box Office
Variety
1d ago
Original: Paapa Essiedu and Maxine Peake Join U.K. Short Film ‘Laundreams’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1d ago
Original: Watch Thom Yorke, Flea Cover Marvin Gaye’s ‘Got to Give It Up’ at London Show
Rolling Stone
1d ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Clark, Holland and Hughes named in Wales squad
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Uncapped teenagers Graham and O'Neill in NI squad
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Nuno to stay as West Ham boss after relegation
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Schmeichel retires because of serious shoulder injury
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: 60 Palace 'troublemakers' ordered to leave Leipzig
BBC Sport
1d ago