Original: Johnny Garcia wins the Democratic primary for Texas' 35th US House District
ABC News Politics
1d ago
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Wednesday, May 27, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: MAGA candidate Paxton defeats Senate stalwart Cornyn in Texas primary
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
Original: Texas Democrats reject House candidate who called for imprisoning Zionists
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
Original: Texas Republicans nominate Ken Paxton for Senate seat, ousting incumbent John Cornyn
NPR Politics
1d ago
Original: 3 things to know about Trump's order raising the U.S. refugee cap only for white South Africans
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Did the Pope use AI to write about the dangers of AI?
The Verge
1d ago
Original: UK Visa Portal spilled thousands of applicants’ passports and selfies online — and hasn’t fixed the leak
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Pope Leo Schooled the Tech Bros on Tolkien
Wired
1d ago
Original: What we’re looking for in Startup Battlefield 2026, and how to apply in time for the May 27 deadline
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Trump administration permits Volvo to keep selling connected cars in the US
TechCrunch
1d ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia politics live: Labor MP Ali France defends having vacant block as registered address; employment minister outlines jobseeker changes
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Trump-backed Paxton topples Senator Cornyn in Texas primary run-off
Al Jazeera
1d ago
Original: One killed and others missing after chemical explosion at US paper mill
BBC World
1d ago
Original: Storied New York food co-op votes to boycott Israeli products after contentious campaign
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: John Cornyn says he’ll back Ken Paxton, who is set to face Democrat James Talarico in Texas Senate race – as it happened
The Guardian World
1d ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Figure Humanoid Robots Get Jobs With JCPenney, Aéropostale, Brooks Brothers
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: My friend, 62, earns $20,000 a year. Should she take Social Security now — and claim survivor’s benefit at 67?
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: Ken Paxton Beats Sen. John Cornyn In Texas GOP Primary After Trump's Last-Minute Endorsement
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: Jake Paul And Francis Ngannou Agree On Controversial Usyk Stoppage
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: ‘I feel like I’m living a lie’: My husband and I pretend we’re strapped for cash in front of friends. Is that bad?
MarketWatch
1d ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Gurugram School Murder’ Book Gets Screen Adaptation From Matchbox Shots
Variety
1d ago
Original: ‘The Simpsons’ Writer Who Accidentally Predicted Trump’s Presidency Launches His Own 2028 Bid
Rolling Stone
1d ago
Original: Cooper Hoffman to Lead as Burnt-Out Snowboarding Star in Hulu Drama Pilot ‘Durango’
Variety
1d ago
Original: Howard Storm, Stand-Up Comic and ‘Mork & Mindy’ Director, Dies at 94
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Original: Kevin Hart Says Tony Hinchcliffe ‘Arguably Had the Best Set’ at His Netflix Roast Despite Backlash: ‘I Don’t Expect Less. I Don’t Expect More’
Variety
1d ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Coventry's Lampard named LMA manager of the year
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Sidecar duo taken to hospital after TT incident
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Spurs launch review after season of injury woe
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Efficient Sinner underlines status as French Open favourite with routine win
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Arsenal target Villa's Rogers - Wednesday's gossip
BBC Sport
1d ago