Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

God's Algorithm.
Original: Did the Pope use AI to write about the dangers of AI?
The Verge 1d ago

World ★ 5 stories

Kale and Cognitive Dissonance.
Original: Storied New York food co-op votes to boycott Israeli products after contentious campaign
The Guardian World 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Trauma Now Streaming.
Original: ‘Gurugram School Murder’ Book Gets Screen Adaptation From Matchbox Shots
Variety 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories