Original: Millions of people have been placed in new voting districts. Here's where the redistricting stands
ABC News Politics
1d ago
Edition · 5:00 AM UTC
Wednesday, May 27, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Colin Allred wins the Democratic primary for Texas' 33rd US House District
ABC News Politics
1d ago
Original: MAGA candidate Paxton defeats Senate stalwart Cornyn in Texas primary
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
Original: Texas Democrats reject House candidate who called for imprisoning Zionists
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
Original: Texas Republicans nominate Ken Paxton for Senate seat, ousting incumbent John Cornyn
NPR Politics
1d ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Did the Pope use AI to write about the dangers of AI?
The Verge
1d ago
Original: UK Visa Portal spilled thousands of applicants’ passports and selfies online — and hasn’t fixed the leak
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Pope Leo Schooled the Tech Bros on Tolkien
Wired
1d ago
Original: What we’re looking for in Startup Battlefield 2026, and how to apply in time for the May 27 deadline
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Trump administration permits Volvo to keep selling connected cars in the US
TechCrunch
1d ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia politics live: PM plugs Tim Wilson’s ‘terrific’ book as question time debate over CGT changes resumes
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Justin Stevens resigns as ABC director of news after four years in role
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Israel ‘intensifies’ attacks in Lebanon killing at least 31 people
Al Jazeera
1d ago
Original: White House prepares for UFC showdown for Trump’s 80th birthday
Al Jazeera
1d ago
Original: Police were outgunned during Bondi beach massacre due to lack of long-arm rifles, royal commission hears
The Guardian World
1d ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: MMA Legend Scott Coker Shares Details On His New Global MMA League
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: Howard Storm, ‘Mork & Mindy’ And ‘Valerie’ Director, Dies At 94
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: In Defense Of ‘Star Wars: The Mandalorian And Grogu’
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: Figure Humanoid Robots Get Jobs With JCPenney, Aéropostale, Brooks Brothers
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: My friend, 62, earns $20,000 a year. Should she take Social Security now — and claim survivor’s benefit at 67?
MarketWatch
1d ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Gurugram School Murder’ Book Gets Screen Adaptation From Matchbox Shots
Variety
1d ago
Original: ‘The Simpsons’ Writer Who Accidentally Predicted Trump’s Presidency Launches His Own 2028 Bid
Rolling Stone
1d ago
Original: Cooper Hoffman to Lead as Burnt-Out Snowboarding Star in Hulu Drama Pilot ‘Durango’
Variety
1d ago
Original: Howard Storm, Stand-Up Comic and ‘Mork & Mindy’ Director, Dies at 94
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Original: Kevin Hart Says Tony Hinchcliffe ‘Arguably Had the Best Set’ at His Netflix Roast Despite Backlash: ‘I Don’t Expect Less. I Don’t Expect More’
Variety
1d ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Coventry's Lampard named LMA manager of the year
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Sidecar duo taken to hospital after TT incident
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Spurs launch review after season of injury woe
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Efficient Sinner underlines status as French Open favourite with routine win
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Arsenal target Villa's Rogers - Wednesday's gossip
BBC Sport
1d ago