Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Lawyers Fight, Justice Yawns.
Original: Southern Poverty Law Center seeks dismissal of 'vindictive' Justice Department indictment
PBS NewsHour Politics 1d ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Chasing Dreams? We Have Forms.
Original: What we’re looking for in Startup Battlefield 2026, and how to apply in time for the May 27 deadline
TechCrunch 1d ago

World ★ 5 stories

Democracy's New Octagon.
Original: UFC arena under construction on White House lawn to mark Trump’s 80th birthday
The Guardian World 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories