Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Diversity: Now with a tan.
Original: 3 things to know about Trump's order raising the U.S. refugee cap only for white South Africans
PBS NewsHour Politics 1d ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

God's Algorithm.
Original: Did the Pope use AI to write about the dangers of AI?
The Verge 1d ago

World ★ 5 stories

Texas: Democracy's a Raffle, Apparently.
Original: Most polls close in Texas as Trump-backed Ken Paxton looks to win Republican runoff against incumbent US senator John Cornyn – live
The Guardian World 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Apology Tour: Peak Performance Art.
Original: Kevin Hart Addresses Backlash to Tony Hinchcliffe’s Roast Jokes: “Stop Talking as If I Said It”
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories