Original: RFK Jr. is now handling snakes. What does this mean?
Washington Post Politics
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Tuesday, May 26, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Texas Republicans will choose a candidate for general election Senate contest Tuesday
NPR Politics
1d ago
Original: WATCH: Vance hosts anti-fraud roundtable with FTC chair and state attorneys general
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Original: To stop leaks, the Trump administration wants federal workers to sign NDAs
NPR Politics
1d ago
Original: Supreme Court rejects Florida's bid to sue Western states over commercial driver's licenses for immigrants
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Why the Vatican Invited Anthropic to the Pope’s AI Encyclical Presentation
Wired
1d ago
Original: The Best Movies to Stream This Month (May 2026)
Wired
1d ago
Original: What Pope Leo XIV’s First Encyclical Says About the Power of AI
Wired
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Original: Millions of AI agents imperiled by critical vulnerability in open source package
Ars Technica
1d ago
Original: Google Health is here, but a lot of people want their Fitbit app back instead
The Verge
1d ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia politics live: Quad countries ink deal to build surveillance network and Fiji port to counter China
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: Iran’s foreign ministry says US broke ceasefire with overnight strikes
The Guardian World
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Original: Trump urges Texas Republicans to vote for Ken Paxton as four-term senator John Cornyn fights to hold seat – live
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: US picks potential partners for using Cold War-era plutonium as fuel
Al Jazeera
1d ago
Original: Trump-led push to redraw Congress maps faces setbacks in Southern states
Al Jazeera
1d ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Micron’s stock reaches a major milestone as UBS slaps on an out-of-sight price target
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: Happy birthday, Dow! Being 130 years old doesn’t make it too antiquated to follow.
MarketWatch
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Original: This new quantum stock could debut with a valuation of nearly $13 billion
MarketWatch
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Original: People Punished For Criticizing Charlie Kirk After Shooting Have Won More Than $2 Million In Lawsuits
Forbes Business
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Original: 4 Things To Know As OpenAI Eyes IPO
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘CBS Evening News’ Back Over 4 Million Viewers for First Time in Weeks
Variety
1d ago
Original: ‘Summer House’ Reunion: How to Stream the Anticipated Special Online
Variety
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Original: Spotify Adds 650-Plus Narrated Articles to Audiobook Lineup, Including From Variety
Variety
1d ago
Original: ‘Love Story’: From Pulp to Lenny Kravitz, How Music Supervisor Jen Malone Built the Show’s Perfect ’90s Soundtrack
Variety
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Original: Mark Duplass Defends ‘Backrooms’ Director Kane Parsons Amid Speculation About 20-Year-Old Filmmaker’s Role
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Vardy leaves Cremonese but wants to continue career
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: World Cup: Every squad as they are announced
BBC Sport
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Original: Harrison sets fastest speed in first TT qualifying
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Don't cry over spilled juice - Gauff's eventful start to title defence
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Foden a 'victim' of football's packed schedule
BBC Sport
1d ago