Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, May 26, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Maine Man’s Anger: Now a Campaign.
Original: Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner stands by ad accusing Red Sox private equity owners of ruining the team
PBS NewsHour Politics 1d ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

God Needs a Chatbot.
Original: Why the Vatican Invited Anthropic to the Pope’s AI Encyclical Presentation
Wired 1d ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Exploitation Gets a Conference.
Original: THR and Access Media Team Up for Groundbreaking Creator Economy Conference in Los Angeles
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories