Original: Immigration courts are using a new tactic to speed up deportations
NPR Politics
1d ago
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Tuesday, May 26, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Texas GOP voters vote in race that could shape future of the party -- and the Senate
NPR Politics
1d ago
Original: Trump fumes at Congress and courts for holding up his ballroom
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
Original: A runoff in Texas primary will test Trump’s grip on GOP
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
Original: Rep. Tom Suozzi calls Trump's settlement with the IRS 'completely bogus'
NPR Politics
1d ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Uber president says AI spending is getting ‘harder to justify’
The Verge
1d ago
Original: I Never Liked a Laptop Sleeve Until I Tried the Bellroy Laptop Caddy
Wired
1d ago
Original: US Law Enforcement Warns of ‘Anti-Tech Extremism’ as AI Hatred Grows
Wired
1d ago
Original: Cearvol’s Wave Design Fights Off Hearing Loss and Aging Stigma
Wired
1d ago
Original: A battery-powered Starlink Mini is likely on the way
The Verge
1d ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: US launches new strikes on Iran, targeting missile sites and boats
BBC World
1d ago
Original: Train and school bus collide in Belgium – Europe live
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: B&Q sales hit by wet Easter but it hopes to gain in heatwave
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Michael Jordan pays tribute to Pep Guardiola at Man City manager’s farewell
Al Jazeera
1d ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: US will no longer have safe haven in region, warns Iran’s supreme leader after strikes
The Guardian World
1d ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: China’s hidden reserves may be the reason why oil prices haven’t exploded even higher
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: ‘I feel like I’m living a lie’: My husband and I pretend we’re strapped for cash in front of friends. Is that bad?
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: Former ‘Today’ host Kathie Lee Gifford lists Connecticut estate for a whopping $100 million
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: Pop star Kesha sells $6.7 million ultramodern L.A. mansion after 2 years on the market
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: K.J. Kindler Will Tell You How OU Won Eight Titles. Catching Her Is Another Story
Forbes Business
1d ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Russell Crowe Warns Crowd of Autograph-Seekers in Paris Not to Push: ‘As Soon as Somebody’s a D–k, I’m Going’
Variety
1d ago
Original: ‘Paddington 4’: Armando Iannucci to Write Bear’s Next Movie, ‘Paddington in Peru’ Director Dougal Wilson in Talks to Return (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1d ago
Original: Naseeruddin Shah, Jim Sarbh Amazon MX Player Series ‘Made in India: A Titan Story’ Sets June Premiere Date (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1d ago
Original: Vietnamese Video Game Horror Adaptation ‘The Scourge’ Launches Triple Green CineCapital, Chanh Phuong Films Partnership
Variety
1d ago
Original: New Kids on the Block Rock Vegas With “You Got It (The Right Stuff)” Performance at 2026 American Music Awards
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 'I hope to inspire' - Monfils bows out of final French Open
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: 'He showed why good managers need time' - who are this season's over-achievers?
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Premier League quiz: Name every title-winning manager
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Rookie manager Clark makes famous dad his assistant
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Van Gaal fallout made Di Maria 'hate' Man Utd, but he has no regrets
BBC Sport
1d ago