Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 9:00 AM UTC

Tuesday, May 26, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

AI Solves Math. Humanity's Over.
Original: OpenAI’s Breakthrough On Famed Math Problem Actually Proves That Using AI To Find Counterexamples Is A Smart Strategy For Everyone
Forbes Business 1d ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Trauma Gets a Sequel.
Original: Vietnamese Video Game Horror Adaptation ‘The Scourge’ Launches Triple Green CineCapital, Chanh Phuong Films Partnership
Variety 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories