Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 AM UTC

Tuesday, May 26, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Profits Fall, Trump Yawns.
Original: Oil prices tumble as deal to end Iran war appears close, though Trump says there’s no rush
MarketWatch 1d ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Pedal to the Inevitable.
Original: Hasbro Unveils ‘Peppa Pig’ Kids Bike With Huffy, to Let Little Viewers Learn to Ride
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories