Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 AM UTC

Tuesday, May 26, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Promises, Promises.
Original: Netanyahu vows to ‘smite’ Hezbollah with ‘overwhelming’ force
Al Jazeera 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Billy Idol Still Knows How to Peak.
Original: Billy Idol Delivers Empowering Lifetime Achievement Award Acceptance Speech, Closes AMAs With Hit Medley
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories