Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 PM UTC

Monday, May 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Selfie Opportunity at Arlington.
Original: WATCH LIVE: Trump participates in Memorial Day observance at Arlington National Cemetery
PBS NewsHour Politics 1d ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Peace Through Paperwork.
Original: Middle East crisis live: Trump suggests countries in region should sign Abraham accords recognising Israel under any deal
The Guardian World 1d ago
Texas: Another Tuesday.
Original: Texas officers rescue infant from car trapped in floodwaters
The Guardian World 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Teenage Trauma: Now With Added Chill.
Original: ‘Euphoria’ Creator Explains Season 3’s “Horrific” Death Scene in Penultimate Episode, Star Calls It “a Cool Way to Go”
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago
Queen Latifah Still Knows What People Want.
Original: Queen Latifah on Hosting the American Music Awards, Releasing New Music This Year and Being a Taylor Swift Fan: ‘She Makes Really Great, Catchy Songs That We Love’
Variety 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories