Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 PM UTC

Monday, May 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Selfie Opportunity at Arlington.
Original: WATCH LIVE: Trump participates in Memorial Day observance at Arlington National Cemetery
PBS NewsHour Politics 1d ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Peace Talks? More Like a Land Grab.
Original: Middle East crisis live: Trump suggests countries in region should sign Abraham accords recognising Israel under any deal
The Guardian World 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Kids Need Money, Not Life Lessons.
Original: I’m 67. Our family trust earns $300,000 annually for my kids. How do I ensure they won’t get killed on taxes?
MarketWatch 1d ago
Awards. Still a thing.
Original: The 2026 AMAs Are Tonight: Queen Latifah Returns To Host And BTS Is Set To Appear
Forbes Business 1d ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories