Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Sunday, May 24, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Gavel Bangs, Promises Break.
Original: Democrats vow a redistricting counterpunch but are facing hurdles Republicans don't
ABC News Politics 1d ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Golden Years, Golden Fears.
Original: ‘My husband is leery of my plan’: We are both 60 and have $5 million. Is now a good time to dip into our savings?
MarketWatch 1d ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Daddy Issues Paved in Stars.
Original: Miley Cyrus Gets Emotional, References Dad Billy Ray Cyrus at Walk of Fame Ceremony
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago
Road Trip? Just What We Needed.
Original: ‘Passenger’ Review: André Øvredal’s Roadbound Horror is a Stylish, Satisfying Thrill-Ride
Variety 1d ago
Audiences Finally Embrace the Void.
Original: How ‘Obsession’ Became an Unprecedented Box Office Horror Hit — and One of the Year’s Most Profitable Movies
Variety 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories