Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 PM UTC

Sunday, May 24, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Democracy's a Gas.
Original: Turkish police force entry into CHP offices, fire tear gas and rubber bullets
PBS NewsHour Politics 1d ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Politicians Deny, Vacuums Form. Novel.
Original: Australia politics live: Malcolm Turnbull denies role in push for teal political party but says Liberals have left political ‘vacuum’
The Guardian World 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

$5 Million, Still Paranoid About It
Original: ‘My husband is leery of my plan’: We are both 60 and have $5 million. Is now a good time to dip into our savings?
MarketWatch 1d ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Daddy Issues Paved in Gold.
Original: Miley Cyrus Gets Emotional, References Dad Billy Ray Cyrus at Walk of Fame Ceremony
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories