Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 PM UTC

Thursday, May 21, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Triumph Arch: Naturally.
Original: News Wrap: Arts commission approves design of Trump's 250-foot arch
PBS NewsHour Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Luxury Yachting, Then Hunger Games.
Original: News live: Australian flotilla activists released by Israel arrive in Istanbul and claim they were denied food and water
The Guardian World 1h ago
Ballroom Blitz: Democracy's Priciest Dance.
Original: US Senate won’t take up ICE funding bill amid row over Trump’s ballroom, which president defends as ‘very good expenditure’ – live
The Guardian World 1h ago
Judges Now Diverse. Shocking.
Original: David Lammy chairs first meeting of board set up to improve diversity among judiciary
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Turns Out, Crime Pays.
Original: Ex-Proud Boys Leader: Jan. 6 Rioters Will Use Govt. Payouts for ‘Campaigns’ and ‘Organizations’
Rolling Stone 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories