Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Thursday, May 21, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Judges Now Diverse. Shocking.
Original: David Lammy chairs first meeting of board set up to improve diversity among judiciary
The Guardian World 1h ago
Ballroom Blitz: ICE Gets Cold Shouldered.
Original: US Senate won’t take up ICE funding bill amid row over Trump’s ballroom, which president defends as ‘very good expenditure’ – live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

$5 Million Isn't Enough, Apparently.
Original: ‘My husband is leery of my plan’: We are both 60 and have $5 million. Is now a good time to dip into our savings?
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

More Nostalgia, Less Soul.
Original: ‘Michael’ Sequel: Lionsgate Film Chief Promises ‘A Big and Satisfying Movie’ With ‘Most Popular’ Music Still to Come
Variety 1h ago
Hollywood: Where "Family" Means Shared Exploitation.
Original: Zendaya Says Filming ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ With Tom Holland Was Like a ‘Family Affair’: ‘I Get to Go to Work Every Day With My Best Friend, the Person That I Love’
Variety 1h ago
Five Million Still Believe.
Original: ‘Survivor 50’ Concludes With 5.8 Million Viewers on CBS, Most-Watched Finale Since ‘Winners at War’ in 2020
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Oil Money Gets a Trophy.
Original: Ultimate image for Saudi Arabia's football poster boy: Ronaldo wins title
BBC Sport 1h ago